Aw, shucks! Thanks for reaching out, I promise I’ll get back to you as soon as humanly possible (even though I’m theoretically a sloth and sloths are slow, as I’m sure you know).
And just because I love you and want to show you my deepest appreciation, here’s a secret one-time discount code for 10% off anything in the shop:
PENPALS
(cannot be combined with other codes, obvi)
Now go treat yourself!
